FROM: Cindy Bailey, MBHS Social Activities
TO: All Alumni
DATE: December 1
RE: Annual Alumni Christmas Party
 

I'm happy to inform you that the Class of '59 Alumni Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Chart House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols. Feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our Social Chairperson shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 p.m. Exchange of gifts among the alumni can be done at that time, however,
no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for
alumnus! A special announcement will be made by our Chairperson at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family.
 

Cindy

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FROM: Cindy Bailey, MBHS Social Activities
TO: All Alumni
DATE: December 2
RE: Holiday Party

 

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish Alumnus. We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other Alumni who are not Christians or those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree present. No Christmas carols sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment. Happy now?
 

Happy Holidays to you and your family.
Cindy

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FROM: Cindy Bailey MBHS Social Activities
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 3
RE: Holiday Party
 

Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table... you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads "AA Only" you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to
handle this? Somebody?
 

Forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy. NO GIFT EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
 

Cindy

 

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FROM: Cindy Bailey, MBHS Social Activities
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 7
RE: Holiday Party
 

What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate some people' beliefs. Perhaps the Chart House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in a little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?
 

Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with gay men, each will have their own table. Yes, there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table. However, to the person asking permission to cross dress, no cross dressing allowed. We will have booster seats for short people. Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet. We cannot
control the salt used in the food we suggest for those people with high blood pressure to taste first. There will be fresh
fruits as dessert for Diabetics, the restaurant cannot supply "No Sugar" desserts. Sorry! Did I miss anything?!?!?
 

Cindy 

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FROM: Cindy Bailey MBHS Social Activities
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 10
RE: The Holiday Party
 

Vegetarians!! I've had it with you people!!! We're going to keep this party at the Chart House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW! I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Eat Hearty and get Diarrhea, you hear me?
 

Cindy 

 

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FROM: Linda Martindale, Acting MBHS Social Memo
DATE: December 14
RE: Cindy Bailey and Alumni Party
 

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Cindy a speedy recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to her. In the meantime, social committee has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and just send Good Wishes.
 

Happy Holidays! 
Linda
 

PS: HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND!!!